Coach Wolf: Next up, Jerri Blank...
Cheerleading Captain: Give me a V-I-C-T-O-R-Y.
Cheerleading Captain: What does it spell?
Coach Wolf: Uh, Jerri? What does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?
Jerri: ...fandango? Hobo camp? Hobo--hobo camp!!!
Cheerleading Captain: Jerri Blank is ILLITERATE!!!
[Whole school points and laughs. Jerri tries to escape by pulling on the door marked "push."]